" I...I..." Quite alright. Sorry to uhhhh...." No, I'm..." Rather takes me back!" What do you mean?" Well, when I used to come around to do my homewor.... I used to watch you undress through a crack in the door. You knew I did!" I... I... no of course not!" But she knew it was true. She'd always known that dirty little Steve had watched her undressing. And she'd liked it. She'd loved thinking about him getting an erection watching her, then going home and masturbating over her."Well, I have to. One look at my boss's face told me my career had just ended. I waited until everyone had left the room before I walked out, dejected, then just went through the motions for the rest of the day.When the clock indicated the end of my day, I started packing, ready to leave for the last time. After the confrontation with my boss, I needed comfort food. Walking out of the building, I went to my usual restaurant. It was a small place, but it had the best desserts in the whole world. I piled the table. I decided to rummage through the dirty laundry and find some of her panties to sniff. It was only her and I who used that bathroom so I didn't have to look long. I came across a light blue thong that was recently put in there. I held it in my hands for a moment, imagining how her ass cheeks would look with this thong picture framed around them. I pulled my cock out and began to stroke it as I lifted the thong up to my face and took a sniff. I don't know what I expected it to smell like but it. .. any relation to Mercedes Benz?"Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"Businessman: "How close?"Flight Attendant: "Same price"Absolutely clever and oddly truthful this ought to take some of the curse out of it.THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal:I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color.
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