He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'Her eyes slowly opened and her ex...ression changed to one of total realisation... 'I meant my dress size, you f****ing idiot!!!'The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrongThese are compliments of MikeyHOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERSActual excerpts from hospital charts(Parenthetical thoughts are mine.)1. The patient refused autopsy. (Wouldn't. I can't call you Mike when your dressed likethis." Yea. That would be strange." Do you have a feminine name that you like?" No. I never thought about it." Sachiko did." Sachiko?" Yes. In fact it's what's written on top of the makeup box.At least as close as it can be in Japanese characters." And, what might that be?" Mishelle." Mishelle?" Yes, Mishelle." Hmm. I kind of like that. Mishelle. Sounds good." I like it, too."The rest of the evening was spent like many couples that aredeep in love,. It started to feel so divine that she wondered why she had waited so long to take male equipment inside her private female hole. When the flood splashed inside her, Rebecca gasped at the shock of being filled with male seed. It was far too late to prevent anything and she was resolved to let this run its course despite the outcome. The randy thing had taken to shoving something thick into her tight anal channel and she only hoped that it was either a digit or a toy and not the same equipment. I dont know how I did it but I turned and grabbed his cock and took it in my mouth ,Abit looked up socked !!, and stopped doing what he was doing , for a few second I felt a strong repulse but it soon disappeared. I sucked the huge dick slowly taking more and more and licking its conical head all around, I licked it, sucked it and I kept trying different things with it till my mouth become tired of constant opening and sucking. Finally, I lied down and told Abit that I needed his cock in my.
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